September 8, 2011
Restaurants are attempting to increase our weight some more,
They now want to take food stamps at all the fast food stores.
The national obesity experts say that’s not the way we should behave,
And say our taxes will now be used to pay from “burger to grave”.
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Baby boomers are now considered to be the most stressed out,
Watching retirement fade as their stocks have taken a clout.
Experts are advising calm and “not to over-medicate”,
This – to a generation that doesn’t know how to be straight.
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Maryland’s Terrapins have new football “uni’s”,
And the best thing being said is they look a little loony.
More embarrassing still, they have the same theme,
And look remarkably like the women’s roller derby team.
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The Kennedy Center has revealed this year’s honorees,
It’s a very distinguished group that will be on their marquee.
With Ma and Diamond tributes no one will be bored,
But what accent will Streep use when she gets her award?
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