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Fast and Curious

Headlines: I Thought You Were Watching The Guns! Of a recent government gun bust we became so very curious; About an arms tracking tactic by the name of Fast and Furious. The tactic was designed to find the leaders and the funds, But somewhere … Continue reading

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Affairs to Forget

Headlines: Is Cain Able to Handle Situation Gingerly? Herman Cain provides the fodder for his political foes, When he sits down with his wife this week to see just what she knows About friend Ginger White with whom he just had friendly … Continue reading

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Who’s Got The Political Football?

Headlines: Newt Takes the Lead . . . This Week I’m not so sure which party is enjoying this the most; The Republicans have a struggling president to roast, While the Democrats are finding it quite easy to critique The … Continue reading

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Does Anybody’s Government Work?

Headlines: It’s Not My Job President Giorgio Napolitano, told an irate Italian mob That fixing his own government was not part of his job. So to keep the masses happy as they tried to go berserk, He gave the task … Continue reading

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Can You Tap Dance in Flip Flops?

Headlines: I Feel Strongly Both Ways Romney’s getting bashed for the changing of his stances; Is he trying to get ready for some presidential dances? Some who know him best, have heard that he has said, “When Obama leaves I hope … Continue reading

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Freddie and the Greeks

Headlines: No One Wants A Greek In A Position . . . To Fail In Athens the economy is struggling As alignment with the Euro they seek. The rest of Europe’s not happy with the problem, But no one dares … Continue reading

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I’m From The Government And I’m Here To Help

Headlines: Romney Practices Presidential Double-Speak Did Romney hire illegal help to care for his lawn and yard? He said in the debates this week that to know was really hard. He bobbed and weaved so deftly, we didn’t know what … Continue reading

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If We Have Checks Don’t We Still Have Money?

Headlines: Has anyone in government taken Econ 101? Not Wall Street or Obama’s cabinet has figured out a plan; It seems it’s basic economics, they just don’t understand. The problem’s we’re not bringing in as much as we have spent As … Continue reading

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Come Together

Headlines: How do you misplace 20,000 missiles? Libya had stock piled 20,000 missiles That no one’s been able to find. Perhaps they reflect Gadhafi’s old program Of leaving no missile behind. – Money: Good Cop, Bad Cop Europe’s top two … Continue reading

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A LAP-BAND FOR THE UNIVERSE

Headlines: Does My ASStroid look big in this? The Nobel Prize went to three guys whose find was quite distracting; The universe, they proved, is expanding not contracting. Just like us, it’s getting bigger, so now it needs to trim … Continue reading

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