Tag Archives: Tiger Woods

SLIME, AND SLIME AGAIN

Posted on March 16, 2012 by Sparrow/Watson

Headlines:  We’re going to need a bigger jar of Purell. They’ve discovered that the meat in our schools has “pink slime”, And slimy ex-governor “Blago” is finally in jail for his crimes. But the biggest “yuck” of all goes to … Continue reading →

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STILL DIGGING FOR THE GOOD NEWS

Posted on March 13, 2012 by Sparrow/Watson

Headlines: Time to Stick Our Heads in the Sand Rogue solder in Afghanistan, the Taliban’s enraged; Massacres In Syria – this whole world’s an ugly stage. But on this Tuesday morning, let’s not the bad news chase; Let’s focus on … Continue reading →

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THIS WILL HELP BRING YOU DOWN FROM YOUR VALENTINE CHOCOLATE HIGH

Posted on February 17, 2012 by Sparrow/Watson

Headlines: Apparently Before ‘The Pill’ There Was Aspirin Contraception’s become a political football that was bouncing around on the ground, When Andrea Mitchell, wanted someone to address it, and here is the person she found. A colorful backer of Santorum is … Continue reading →

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WHAT A COUNTRY!

Posted on November 18, 2011 by Sparrow/Watson

Headlines:  Only in America. On Thursday Oscar Ramiro Ortega was arrested on the spot, For driving to the White House to take a well-aimed shot. The details of the incident show just how diverse we are: A Latin shooter wields … Continue reading →

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TOO MUCH INFORMATION

Posted on October 11, 2011 by Sparrow/Watson

Headlines:  We’re guessing this was not funded by the One-A-Day company.  Multivitamins are now bad for us, was the latest news today, Causing heart attacks, cancer, and heck, probably tooth decay. If they banish all the vitamins we think that … Continue reading →

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A LAP-BAND FOR THE UNIVERSE

Posted on October 6, 2011 by Sparrow/Watson

Headlines: Does My ASStroid look big in this? The Nobel Prize went to three guys whose find was quite distracting; The universe, they proved, is expanding not contracting. Just like us, it’s getting bigger, so now it needs to trim … Continue reading →

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