Tag Archives: rhymes

ARE YOU SH*TING ME?

Posted on September 28, 2011 by Sparrow/Watson

The news is getting worse with time; Sometimes we get too pissed to rhyme.  Headlines:       Are you sh*ting me?  Our fiscal year ends Friday and our elected representatives are politicking, brinksmanshiping, threatening another government shutdown as the Disaster Relief … Continue reading →

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Poker Ponzi?

Posted on September 21, 2011 by Sparrow/Watson

Wednesday, September 21, 2011 Our embassy opens in Tripoli soon, With rebels just catching their breath. To inspire them, we’ve put up a banner that says, ‘Give me Libya or give me death’ – A waiter’s attention is oft hard … Continue reading →

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Metta World Peace? Give Me A Break!

Posted on September 20, 2011 by Sparrow/Watson

Tuesday, September 20, 2011 Let’s start with a drug deal gone terribly wrong For some skanky drug dealers in far off Hong Kong. A ton of cocaine was in boxes, bags, hoses, Which is better than finding it up our … Continue reading →

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The Good News

Posted on September 14, 2011 by Sparrow/Watson

Wednesday, September 14, 2011 We went looking for some good news as the paper we perused, Determined we could make a happy rhyme. We looked in every section from the headlines to Op/Ed And here’s the best of all that … Continue reading →

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Obama’s Pre-game Speech

Posted on September 2, 2011 by Sparrow/Watson

Friday, September 2, 2011 Obama set his speech to Congress, next Wednesday was the date, But Boehner said, that is the day of the GOP debate. So he moved the speech to Thursday, but the time won’t be the same, ‘Cause … Continue reading →

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