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Poker Ponzi?
Wednesday, September 21, 2011 Our embassy opens in Tripoli soon, With rebels just catching their breath. To inspire them, we’ve put up a banner that says, ‘Give me Libya or give me death’ – A waiter’s attention is oft hard … Continue reading
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Tagged Full Tilt Poker, iPad, Libya, news, Pac 16, rhymes, Texas Hold 'em, Tripoli, USA Today
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Metta World Peace? Give Me A Break!
Tuesday, September 20, 2011 Let’s start with a drug deal gone terribly wrong For some skanky drug dealers in far off Hong Kong. A ton of cocaine was in boxes, bags, hoses, Which is better than finding it up our … Continue reading
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Tagged Cam Newton, cocaine, fast food, health food, Hong Kong, news, rhymes, Ron Artest, USA Today
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Only 104 Shopping Days ’til Christmas
Thank you all for a record viewing weekend and your nice comments about our 911 tributes. Now back to something lighter. Monday, September 12, 2011 You know that Rick Perry was once a big Dem.? Now as governor of Texas, he … Continue reading
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Tagged Al Gore, Ashton Kutcher, Charlie Sheen, Costco, news, NFL, poems, Rick Perry, USA Today, winning
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IT’S THE WEEKEND!
Just as a reminder, we post our news Monday through Friday. On the weekends we take time off from the pressure-packed world of news blogging to watch football. Look for our first “holiday” post on Monday titled, “I’m Laboring over … Continue reading
Little is Big
Monday, August 29, 2011 Irene’s wiped out bridges and road in her wake; Caused death and destruction and lots of heartache. The lesson that’s learned on this wet Monday morn Is that there is no fury, like a woman who’s … Continue reading
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Tagged banks, Irene, Little League World Series, news, poetry, short sales, US Tennis Open, USA Today
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Good Night – Irene!
Friday, August 26, 2011 Hurricane Irene is gaining potency and power, The whole East Coast is bracing for what she might devour. The Outer Banks may take the brunt, the worst in many years, Now everyone’s evacuating with everything held dear. – Warren … Continue reading
Core of Apple Leaves
Thursday, August 25, 2011 iGuess that we suspected it, Steve Jobs has said good-bye. iWonder if at Apple there was even one dry eye. iMac, iPod, iPad, iTouch, he changed the way we play, iKnow for all the industry, it’s … Continue reading
The Pigs in the Market
Friday, August 19, 2011 That little piggy put gold in his shopping cart. And that little piggy bought short, they’re looking oh so smart. But this little piggy took advice from his broker on the phone And now I’m going wee … Continue reading
Perry, Bernanke and Tiger, Oh My!
Thursday, August 18th The U.S. wants Assad to step aside, We can no longer tolerate his genocide. Perry slams Bernanke, Obama’s on a bus, But is anyone really looking out for us? – Newspapers are being stolen in moves quite … Continue reading