Category Archives: opinion

SLIME, AND SLIME AGAIN

Headlines:  We’re going to need a bigger jar of Purell. They’ve discovered that the meat in our schools has “pink slime”, And slimy ex-governor “Blago” is finally in jail for his crimes. But the biggest “yuck” of all goes to … Continue reading

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WHERE AM I?

Headlines:  We knew those “duck and cover” drills would pay off. As if we didn’t have enough on our minds these days, Solar storms are wreaking havoc in new and critical ways. Navigation systems may go down, power grids may … Continue reading

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WHY CAN’T POLITICIANS TAKE A CUE FROM “THE ACTOR”?

Headlines:  Don’t worry, Joe, we’re all nodding off. Well, we’re getting closer to casting the Republican primary vote, Romney or Santorum? One’s the victor, one’s the goat. As for Obama, he is confident, even with Biden as his Veep, His … Continue reading

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GUNS AND ROSES: THE CHINESE EDITION

Headlines:  Is that a bulge in your purse or are you happy to see me? The latest trend, it seems, is women owning guns, They’re buying up firearms and ammo by the tons. Some are shooting for the pleasure and … Continue reading

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IF IT’S HALF TIME IN AMERICA, WHERE’S THE BAND?

Headlines:   There goes our trip to Wally World. The U.S. closed its Syrian embassy, slapped new sanctions on Iran, Meanwhile in dealing with these nuts, Hilary’s doing the best she can. But with 20 percent of our oil coming through … Continue reading

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HAPPY HANGING CHAD DAY!

Headlines:  This ballot is so easy – it’s already got Mitt’s name filled in! Well, if it’s Tuesday surely somewhere it  must be Primary Day And sure enough, Floridians will finally have their say. Frankly we don’t care how any … Continue reading

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MAYBE THERE IS SUCH A THING AS A STUPID QUESTION

Headlines:  The true American hero..ine. Newt Gingrich won South Carolina only due to this one thing: He answered a ridiculous question from CNN’s John King. Meanwhile Gabby Giffords has decide to retire, But ‘though she’ll no longer be in office, … Continue reading

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Perry, Eastman, Lowe and Shatner

Headlines: “I’m Suspending My Campaign and I’d Like to Endorse . . . uhhh. Governor Rick Perry has closed down his whole campaign; He realized that his efforts were probably in vain. As to whom he will endorse for election … Continue reading

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LET’S STAY HOME

Headlines:  Were the lifeboats included in the “resort” package? The Italian ship Costa Concordia had some frightful luck, The hull crashed on some rocks and tipped over in the muck. The Captain acted as the Italian military is prone, He … Continue reading

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Nomination Decided With Just Two States!

Headlines: Is the nomination process already over? Iowa and New Hampshire have chosen Romney with their vote, So it seems the other 48 have clearly missed the boat. Romney is the nominee, stop the presses, hold the ads; The best … Continue reading

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