Category Archives: News

Poker Ponzi?

Posted on September 21, 2011 by Sparrow/Watson

Wednesday, September 21, 2011 Our embassy opens in Tripoli soon, With rebels just catching their breath. To inspire them, we’ve put up a banner that says, ‘Give me Libya or give me death’ – A waiter’s attention is oft hard … Continue reading →

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Metta World Peace? Give Me A Break!

Posted on September 20, 2011 by Sparrow/Watson

Tuesday, September 20, 2011 Let’s start with a drug deal gone terribly wrong For some skanky drug dealers in far off Hong Kong. A ton of cocaine was in boxes, bags, hoses, Which is better than finding it up our … Continue reading →

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IT’S ALL IN A GAME

Posted on September 19, 2011 by Sparrow/Watson

Monday, September 19, 2011 Palestine this week will go before the United Nations, To recognize it’s statehood and keep Israel in isolation. Obama is urging a veto in this unending game of chess, But it seems no matter what they … Continue reading →

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SAVING FACE

Posted on September 16, 2011 by Sparrow/Watson

Friday, September 16, 2011     That nut-job Ahmadinejad may give an early release, To the two American hikers, for half a million bucks apiece. It might be reasonable to ask as a condition of their bail, That next time … Continue reading →

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EVERYONE’S ATWITTER

Posted on September 15, 2011 by Sparrow/Watson

Thursday, September 15, 2011 Bob Turner has won Wiener’s New York congressional seat, Republicans hope that means Obama will go down in defeat. We don’t know if that is true, but we know how to win a race, Don’t Twitter … Continue reading →

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The Good News

Posted on September 14, 2011 by Sparrow/Watson

Wednesday, September 14, 2011 We went looking for some good news as the paper we perused, Determined we could make a happy rhyme. We looked in every section from the headlines to Op/Ed And here’s the best of all that … Continue reading →

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State of the States

Posted on September 13, 2011 by Sparrow/Watson

Tuesday, September 13, 2011 As we shuffle through the news in USA Today, We find things are disturbing on this bright September day.  – Texas is a state where things are looking dire; They’re dealing with an awful drought and … Continue reading →

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Only 104 Shopping Days ’til Christmas

Posted on September 12, 2011 by Sparrow/Watson

Thank you all for a record viewing weekend and your nice comments about our 911 tributes.  Now back to something lighter. Monday, September 12, 2011 You know that Rick Perry was once a big Dem.? Now as governor of Texas, he … Continue reading →

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American Jobs Act 1 Scene 1

Posted on September 9, 2011 by Sparrow/Watson

Friday, September 9, 2011 Our president spoke harshly to Congress last night; Half applauded, while the other half groaned. Obama’s determined to create and save jobs, Top priority is saving his own. – It’s going the way of vinyl records … Continue reading →

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FOOD FOR THOUGHT

Posted on September 8, 2011 by Sparrow/Watson

September 8, 2011 Restaurants are attempting to increase our weight some more, They now want to take food stamps at all the fast food stores. The national obesity experts say that’s not the way we should behave, And say our … Continue reading →

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