Category Archives: News

A LAP-BAND FOR THE UNIVERSE

Posted on October 6, 2011 by Sparrow/Watson

Headlines: Does My ASStroid look big in this? The Nobel Prize went to three guys whose find was quite distracting; The universe, they proved, is expanding not contracting. Just like us, it’s getting bigger, so now it needs to trim … Continue reading →

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PUT UP, PAY UP, SHUT UP

Posted on October 5, 2011 by Sparrow/Watson

Headlines:  This gives him four more years to fit into the Superman suit. The suspense is finally over, the guesswork is kaput, The 2012 election won’t have Chris Christie underfoot. He says it’s not his time, at least that’s what … Continue reading →

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Hail to Michigan

Posted on October 4, 2011 by Sparrow/Watson

by Bob Sparrow I wore my Detroit Tigers t-shirt last weekend, a shirt I purchased at Tiger Stadium several years ago – the one with the mustard on it.  I had several people asked me how a California native became … Continue reading →

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THEY JUST DON’T GIVE A FLYING PUCK

Posted on October 3, 2011 by Sparrow/Watson

Headlines:  Please pass the Grey Poupon. The Brooklyn Bridge was closed on Saturday and 700 were arrested, The group “Occupy Wall Street” kept the thoroughfares congested. They’re trying to focus attention on the greed of the big shots, But the … Continue reading →

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It’s All About Michael

Posted on September 30, 2011 by Sparrow/Watson

Conrad Murray’s standing trial in the Michael Jackson case; It appears that he is not a MD pillar. Did Michael off himself or did foul play cause his death? The trial is bound to be a national Thriller. – Was … Continue reading →

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EVERYONE’S ON FIRE

Posted on September 29, 2011 by Sparrow/Watson

AHEM…well now, after letting off a little steam yesterday we’re back to our rhyming format.  However, we are always seeking to improve and love to get feedback, so if you would like more “opinion pieces” in the future, or have … Continue reading →

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ARE YOU SH*TING ME?

Posted on September 28, 2011 by Sparrow/Watson

The news is getting worse with time; Sometimes we get too pissed to rhyme.  Headlines:       Are you sh*ting me?  Our fiscal year ends Friday and our elected representatives are politicking, brinksmanshiping, threatening another government shutdown as the Disaster Relief … Continue reading →

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Planning Your Next Hike?

Posted on September 26, 2011 by Sparrow/Watson

Headlines: I thought you brought the map! Just in case you are thinking of camping and hiking, Keep something in mind if you can; Bring supplies for two years if you’re planning to go Near the border of Iraq and Iran. Money: … Continue reading →

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CHANGE IS IN THE AIR

Posted on September 23, 2011 by Sparrow/Watson

Headlines:  Did Meg get a signing bonus?  Once the champ of the Silicon Valley, HP’s stock hasn’t seen much of a rally. So they’ve hired Meg Whitman to save the day, Or, at worst, she can auction it off on … Continue reading →

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JUDGEMENT DAY

Posted on September 22, 2011 by Sparrow/Watson

Thursday, September 22, 2011 Yesterday two inmates were killed by lethal injection, Down in Texas and Georgia there usually isn’t much objection. Whether they  deserve it or not is for others to ascertain, But we do know Perry supporters uncorked … Continue reading →

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