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About Sparrow/Watson

I am a co-founder of redposey.com and specialize in writing humorous roasts, tributes and poems, all in rhyme.

SAFE AT HOME

Headlines:  Can she still shop on Friends and Family day? Sarah Palin has announced that she’s not going to run, She’s going to focus on her family, at least that’s what she’s spun. Many will be disappointed over her campaign … Continue reading

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PUT UP, PAY UP, SHUT UP

Headlines:  This gives him four more years to fit into the Superman suit. The suspense is finally over, the guesswork is kaput, The 2012 election won’t have Chris Christie underfoot. He says it’s not his time, at least that’s what … Continue reading

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THEY JUST DON’T GIVE A FLYING PUCK

Headlines:  Please pass the Grey Poupon. The Brooklyn Bridge was closed on Saturday and 700 were arrested, The group “Occupy Wall Street” kept the thoroughfares congested. They’re trying to focus attention on the greed of the big shots, But the … Continue reading

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EVERYONE’S ON FIRE

AHEM…well now, after letting off a little steam yesterday we’re back to our rhyming format.  However, we are always seeking to improve and love to get feedback, so if you would like more “opinion pieces” in the future, or have … Continue reading

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STOP THE SILLINESS

Headlines:  Do we have ourselves a “Situation”?  Chris Christie axed the tax credit for “The Jersey Shore”, Saying taxpayers shouldn’t foot the bill for that drivel anymore. While Christie may not run for prez, he sure is a smart cookie, … Continue reading

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CHANGE IS IN THE AIR

Headlines:  Did Meg get a signing bonus?  Once the champ of the Silicon Valley, HP’s stock hasn’t seen much of a rally. So they’ve hired Meg Whitman to save the day, Or, at worst, she can auction it off on … Continue reading

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JUDGEMENT DAY

Thursday, September 22, 2011 Yesterday two inmates were killed by lethal injection, Down in Texas and Georgia there usually isn’t much objection. Whether they  deserve it or not is for others to ascertain, But we do know Perry supporters uncorked … Continue reading

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IT’S ALL IN A GAME

Monday, September 19, 2011 Palestine this week will go before the United Nations, To recognize it’s statehood and keep Israel in isolation. Obama is urging a veto in this unending game of chess, But it seems no matter what they … Continue reading

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SAVING FACE

Friday, September 16, 2011     That nut-job Ahmadinejad may give an early release, To the two American hikers, for half a million bucks apiece. It might be reasonable to ask as a condition of their bail, That next time … Continue reading

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EVERYONE’S ATWITTER

Thursday, September 15, 2011 Bob Turner has won Wiener’s New York congressional seat, Republicans hope that means Obama will go down in defeat. We don’t know if that is true, but we know how to win a race, Don’t Twitter … Continue reading

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