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About Sparrow/Watson

I am a co-founder of redposey.com and specialize in writing humorous roasts, tributes and poems, all in rhyme.

IF IT’S HALF TIME IN AMERICA, WHERE’S THE BAND?

Posted on February 7, 2012 by Sparrow/Watson

Headlines:   There goes our trip to Wally World. The U.S. closed its Syrian embassy, slapped new sanctions on Iran, Meanwhile in dealing with these nuts, Hilary’s doing the best she can. But with 20 percent of our oil coming through … Continue reading →

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HAPPY HANGING CHAD DAY!

Posted on January 31, 2012 by Sparrow/Watson

Headlines:  This ballot is so easy – it’s already got Mitt’s name filled in! Well, if it’s Tuesday surely somewhere it  must be Primary Day And sure enough, Floridians will finally have their say. Frankly we don’t care how any … Continue reading →

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MAYBE THERE IS SUCH A THING AS A STUPID QUESTION

Posted on January 24, 2012 by Sparrow/Watson

Headlines:  The true American hero..ine. Newt Gingrich won South Carolina only due to this one thing: He answered a ridiculous question from CNN’s John King. Meanwhile Gabby Giffords has decide to retire, But ‘though she’ll no longer be in office, … Continue reading →

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LET’S STAY HOME

Posted on January 17, 2012 by Sparrow/Watson

Headlines:  Were the lifeboats included in the “resort” package? The Italian ship Costa Concordia had some frightful luck, The hull crashed on some rocks and tipped over in the muck. The Captain acted as the Italian military is prone, He … Continue reading →

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IT ALREADY FEELS SO 2011

Posted on January 10, 2012 by Sparrow/Watson

Headlines:  Blah, Blah, Blah Well, it’s really starting: the “fun” of an election year, Where the politicians posture and all seem so sincere. Bachmann has dropped out and everyone is ripping Mitt, Now it’s just a game of seeing who’ll … Continue reading →

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NEW YEAR’S: THE TRIUMPH OF HOPE OVER EXPERIENCE

Posted on December 31, 2011 by Sparrow/Watson

By Suzanne Sparrow Watson 2011 was not a good year in our household.  This year some health issues, the death of a friend and the roller coaster stock market caught up with us.  And yet, here I sit on New … Continue reading →

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IS IT OVER YET?

Posted on December 27, 2011 by Sparrow/Watson

Headlines:  Peace and Joy went AWOL this year. Christmas has come and gone and for us it was terrific, But the news from other places was tragic and horrific. Shootings, stabbings, fires … ‘twas the worst Christmas ever for some, … Continue reading →

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YOU’RE A SAD ONE, MRS. GRINCH

Posted on December 20, 2011 by Sparrow/Watson

By Suzanne Sparrow Watson Much has been made in the press about the second grade teacher in upstate New York that told her class that there was no Santa Claus.  Apparently people are so angry that she is receiving threats.  … Continue reading →

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NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF AN AK-47, PRAYER OR A HOT WOMAN

Posted on December 13, 2011 by Sparrow/Watson

Headlines:  Do they settle the election with a jump ball? Mikhail Prokhorov, the Nets’ owner, wants to be the Russian prez, He will face Putin and won’t be scared, or at least that’s what he says. He acknowledged that even … Continue reading →

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BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR

Posted on December 6, 2011 by Sparrow/Watson

Headlines:  A nod from Tiger could be next.  Newt Gingrich leads the polls so now he’ll meet with Trump, And hope that his endorsement will put him over the hump. Herman Cain’s endorsing Newt, but if we could be so … Continue reading →

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