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It’s All About Michael
Conrad Murray’s standing trial in the Michael Jackson case; It appears that he is not a MD pillar. Did Michael off himself or did foul play cause his death? The trial is bound to be a national Thriller. – Was … Continue reading
ARE YOU SH*TING ME?
The news is getting worse with time; Sometimes we get too pissed to rhyme. Headlines: Are you sh*ting me? Our fiscal year ends Friday and our elected representatives are politicking, brinksmanshiping, threatening another government shutdown as the Disaster Relief … Continue reading
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Tagged Dallas Cowboys, Disaster Relief Fund, Garo Yepremian, illegal aliens, rhymes, roller coaster stock market, USA Today
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Planning Your Next Hike?
Headlines: I thought you brought the map! Just in case you are thinking of camping and hiking, Keep something in mind if you can; Bring supplies for two years if you’re planning to go Near the border of Iraq and Iran. Money: … Continue reading
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Poker Ponzi?
Wednesday, September 21, 2011 Our embassy opens in Tripoli soon, With rebels just catching their breath. To inspire them, we’ve put up a banner that says, ‘Give me Libya or give me death’ – A waiter’s attention is oft hard … Continue reading
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Tagged Full Tilt Poker, iPad, Libya, news, Pac 16, rhymes, Texas Hold 'em, Tripoli, USA Today
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Metta World Peace? Give Me A Break!
Tuesday, September 20, 2011 Let’s start with a drug deal gone terribly wrong For some skanky drug dealers in far off Hong Kong. A ton of cocaine was in boxes, bags, hoses, Which is better than finding it up our … Continue reading
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Tagged Cam Newton, cocaine, fast food, health food, Hong Kong, news, rhymes, Ron Artest, USA Today
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The Good News
Wednesday, September 14, 2011 We went looking for some good news as the paper we perused, Determined we could make a happy rhyme. We looked in every section from the headlines to Op/Ed And here’s the best of all that … Continue reading
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Tagged Cubs, debates, Good news, household income, poems, rhymes, USA Today
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State of the States
Tuesday, September 13, 2011 As we shuffle through the news in USA Today, We find things are disturbing on this bright September day. – Texas is a state where things are looking dire; They’re dealing with an awful drought and … Continue reading
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Tagged B of A, illegal aliens, Jackie, Serena, Texas drought, US Open, USA Today
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Only 104 Shopping Days ’til Christmas
Thank you all for a record viewing weekend and your nice comments about our 911 tributes. Now back to something lighter. Monday, September 12, 2011 You know that Rick Perry was once a big Dem.? Now as governor of Texas, he … Continue reading
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Tagged Al Gore, Ashton Kutcher, Charlie Sheen, Costco, news, NFL, poems, Rick Perry, USA Today, winning
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“Is Stephanie Alright?” – A 9/11 Experience
Sunday, September 11, 2011 By Bob Sparrow I was awakened by a phone call at around 6:20 a.m. on September 11, 2001. It was my mother-in-law from Minnesota; she asked, “Is Stephanie alright?” I said something like, “I guess so, why?” … Continue reading
American Jobs Act 1 Scene 1
Friday, September 9, 2011 Our president spoke harshly to Congress last night; Half applauded, while the other half groaned. Obama’s determined to create and save jobs, Top priority is saving his own. – It’s going the way of vinyl records … Continue reading
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Tagged American Jobs Act, NFL football, Obama, Pan Am, PCs, Playboy Club, TV fall season, USA Today
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