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Monthly Archives: September 2011
It’s All About Michael
Conrad Murray’s standing trial in the Michael Jackson case; It appears that he is not a MD pillar. Did Michael off himself or did foul play cause his death? The trial is bound to be a national Thriller. – Was … Continue reading
EVERYONE’S ON FIRE
AHEM…well now, after letting off a little steam yesterday we’re back to our rhyming format. However, we are always seeking to improve and love to get feedback, so if you would like more “opinion pieces” in the future, or have … Continue reading
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Tagged 60 Minutes, Amazon Fire, Andy Rooney, Body Issue, ESPN, fast food, Hope Solo, i-Pad, Jose Reyes, Slurpee
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ARE YOU SH*TING ME?
The news is getting worse with time; Sometimes we get too pissed to rhyme. Headlines: Are you sh*ting me? Our fiscal year ends Friday and our elected representatives are politicking, brinksmanshiping, threatening another government shutdown as the Disaster Relief … Continue reading
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Tagged Dallas Cowboys, Disaster Relief Fund, Garo Yepremian, illegal aliens, rhymes, roller coaster stock market, USA Today
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STOP THE SILLINESS
Headlines: Do we have ourselves a “Situation”? Chris Christie axed the tax credit for “The Jersey Shore”, Saying taxpayers shouldn’t foot the bill for that drivel anymore. While Christie may not run for prez, he sure is a smart cookie, … Continue reading
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Planning Your Next Hike?
Headlines: I thought you brought the map! Just in case you are thinking of camping and hiking, Keep something in mind if you can; Bring supplies for two years if you’re planning to go Near the border of Iraq and Iran. Money: … Continue reading
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CHANGE IS IN THE AIR
Headlines: Did Meg get a signing bonus? Once the champ of the Silicon Valley, HP’s stock hasn’t seen much of a rally. So they’ve hired Meg Whitman to save the day, Or, at worst, she can auction it off on … Continue reading
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Tagged Beyonce, Dennis Rodman, eBay, facebook, facebook friends, HP, Mark Zukerberg, Meg Whitman, Michael Jordan, pregnancy, Scottie Pippen
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JUDGEMENT DAY
Thursday, September 22, 2011 Yesterday two inmates were killed by lethal injection, Down in Texas and Georgia there usually isn’t much objection. Whether they deserve it or not is for others to ascertain, But we do know Perry supporters uncorked … Continue reading
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Tagged Ben Bernanke, bonds, fake injuries, lethal injection, NFL, Paula Abdul, Rick Perry, Simon Cowell, X-Factor
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Poker Ponzi?
Wednesday, September 21, 2011 Our embassy opens in Tripoli soon, With rebels just catching their breath. To inspire them, we’ve put up a banner that says, ‘Give me Libya or give me death’ – A waiter’s attention is oft hard … Continue reading
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Tagged Full Tilt Poker, iPad, Libya, news, Pac 16, rhymes, Texas Hold 'em, Tripoli, USA Today
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Metta World Peace? Give Me A Break!
Tuesday, September 20, 2011 Let’s start with a drug deal gone terribly wrong For some skanky drug dealers in far off Hong Kong. A ton of cocaine was in boxes, bags, hoses, Which is better than finding it up our … Continue reading
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Tagged Cam Newton, cocaine, fast food, health food, Hong Kong, news, rhymes, Ron Artest, USA Today
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IT’S ALL IN A GAME
Monday, September 19, 2011 Palestine this week will go before the United Nations, To recognize it’s statehood and keep Israel in isolation. Obama is urging a veto in this unending game of chess, But it seems no matter what they … Continue reading
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Tagged ACC, Atlantic City, monopoly, Obama, Oprah, Palestine, Penn, Rosie O'Donnell, Syracuse, United Nations
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